Humans Will Split into Two Species

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
Sounds like the split between conservatives and liberals is worse than I thought

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.


Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

We'll all be like Peter North!



Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.
hmmm...Scarlet Johanson comes to mind..


Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.
This guy obviously doesn't know much about human nature...





And the liberals, well...you know.....


You can read the rest of the insanity here...